2004-07-26T23:59:00.000-07:00

1. Brushed my hair two minutes after I got up.
2. Bit my fingernails.
3. Threw out two old pens.
4. Was told I was a nerd.
5. Had a conversation about bones with my son.
6. Removed a comment someone left me.
7. Drank from a fountain.
8. Read Chapter 3 in Steinbeck's Grapes Of Wrath.
9. Got asked to McDonalds.
10. Sat at a pine table.
11. Played with the cat.
12. And ignored my bird.
13. Borrowed a pair of jeans from Cindy.
14. Wanted a toasted tomato sandwich.
15. Thought about sex.
16. Got my name on the board.
17. Looked at books I have never read.
18. Saw Squig downtown.
19. Got off the bus three stops early.
20. Walked the rest of the way home.
21. Sprayed air freshener.
22. Talked about Kitten Chow.
23. Encountered a lot of fluorescent lighting.
24. Washed fingerprints of my coffee table.
25. Knocked over my love seat.
26. Bought tickets to a play.
27. Looked at a picture of the Mona Lisa
28. Wrote my name on my bankcard.
29. Thought about washing my windows.
30. Didn't shave my legs.
31. Walked up six flights of stairs.
32. Cut tomatoes.
33. Saw Ferris Bueller was on TV again. So I shut it off.
34. Wore my loudest shoes.
35. And my favorite blue shirt.
36. Read a clean joke.
37. Left where I go Everyday early.
38. Did two loads of laundry.
39. Did not fold any of it.
40. Listened to a busker sing Downtown Train-Rod Stewart.
41. Decided I needed a new mouse pad.
42. Laughed on the bus with a stranger.
43. Felt like I brushed my teeth forever.
44. Studied a building built in 1920.
45. Didn't wear socks.
46. But wore a hideous red shirt all morning.
47. With blue polka dot shorts.
48. Laughed about my outfit later. I looked fabulous!!!!!
49. Sat on my favorite planter.
50. Emptied a coffee cup.
51. Cleaned out some of the fridge.
52. Talked to Charlie for twenty minutes.
53. Sat on a brick wall.
54. Thought about sex again.
55. Wondered how much longer I would be living in London for.
56. Used a computer that was not mine.
57. Liked the rain.
58. Hated the rain.
59. Lit candles.
60. Swept the kitchen floor.
61. Had a bath.
62. Put on a Toronto Blue Jays t-shirt afterwards.
63. Rode in an elevator.
64. Put a Martina McBride CD in my book bag.
65. Checked my email twice.
66. Ate cucumbers.
67. But not Magic Mushrooms, AJ. I cannot even imagine.
68. Got a hug.
69. Bought toilet paper.
70. Watched my son dig in the sand.
71. Only had to cook one meal.
72. Almost got a library card.
73. Learned someone was getting married.
74. Read the label on a bottle of Cod Liver Oil pills.
75. Watched Sex and The City for the first time ever. Friar Fuck! I laughed until I cried.
76. Didn't call anyone.
77. Put my computer desk in order.
78. Washed two cookie sheets.
79. Thought about Tarzan.
80. Almost plucked my eyebrows.
81. Kissed kids good night.
82. Bought a bag of chips.
83. And a stamp.
84. Danced all silly until the kids and I collapsed on the floor in laughter.
85. Watched deaf people talk.
86. Sat in the grass.
87. Talked to my neighbor over the fence for five minutes.
88. Ate a cookie.
89. Wanted a massage.
90. Watched Cindy play on my webcam.
91. Took out my garbage.
92. In the rain.
93. Put on make-up twice, then gave-up.
94. Hung fresh towels in the bathroom.
95. Woke-up to someone knocking on my door this morning.
96. And was very annoyed.
97. Went back to bed five minutes later.
98. Decided Monday's just plain suck.
99. Cried more than I smiled.
100. But remembered every smile of the day.
101. Blogged way too much.

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